100 Pounds Of Catfish
Fandom and pretty and fic and junk.

Could one of you lovely things keep track of all the glorious Cop!AU stuff for me while I’m out of fandom action?

It’s killing me that I’m missing stuff. And not contributing!



New York apartment hunting is not the one.



I’m in a whole new country until my visit home at Christmas and I’m freaking the fuck out. I love my home and I love the people there. What have i done?



The day is here. Today I only bloody move to NYC.

Fuuuuuuuck.

Please blow up my inbox with inspiring messages of bravery and courage as you see fit. 

England, you’ve been good to me and I’ll miss you terribly. Be good. And look after the people I’ve left in your care. 



they’re gonna feel pretty stupid



Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.
#australians: i drove for nine hours #now i'm nine hours away from home #no one is here #the streets are empty #how did this happen #where has civilisation gone #i am alone in the universe #oh wait no there's an echidna it's okay
Canadians: We left Toronto 2 days ago, We are still in Ontario, food is scarce. We are lost, soon we will have to eat each other to survive, oh wait there's a tims we're good.
Russians: I was in Yakutia, I drove for twenty eight hours, now I'm still in Yakutia, I travelled by train for 6 days, I'm still in Russia. Don't even try to leave Russia. Don't forget: you're here forever. Accept it and suffer.
The British: I drove for six hours, now I'm in the sea.


#this gives me Cop!AU feels - WAS THINKING THE EXACT SAME THING AS I WAS SCROLLING DOWN THAT PIC.

THE FEELINGS ARE STRONG!!



SCREAMS AT YOU FOR CREATING A WONDERFUL AU

EEEEEE THANK YOU!!!! I’M SO GLAD YOU LIKE IT! :D



Enjoy every moment you spend in NYC. You’ll love it!
i’m so excited and happy for you!! < 33
You’ll be fine. Enjoy the great adventure. You can do this. C.


You all sound so excited and happy for me and it’s so lovely thank you! and I just feel like I need to vomit everywhere! 

Please keep up these positive vibes over the next couple of terrifying days, I suspect I will need them! 



This time tomorrow = airport bound. 

This has come around quick! Has this come around quickly for anyone else? Very very quick. Too quick.

Holy crap.